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I continue the strangely erotic religious theme this week with The Downward Dog. This position has roots in yoga, the age-old spiritual exercise originating in ancient India. This is the same yoga that men have been shamelessly attending to see beautiful women in compromising poses. Speaking of compromising positions, I give you “The Downward Dog”.
WHY IT’S GREAT:
For Him: Really, you need to make your woman feel like a star because she is the crux for this position. Your responsibility is to co-pilot this one to carnal bliss but that doesn’t mean you have to completely sit in the shadows. This position gives you the ability to set the pace, but with great power comes great responsibility. Too much thrust will send your lady tumbling, thus effectively killing the lustful mood you just created. Not enough speed will leave your woman uninterested in the position at hand. Bonus for those less endowed: this position allows you to cultivate parts of your woman usually left unturned. Just don’t plant the seed.
For Her: Listen, it takes a special type of woman to pull this one off and I know you are one. All of those downward dogs in yoga will finally have some real life application. If your arms can’t handle the burn, remember, there are starving children in Africa who wish they could have sex in exotic poses. So tough it out and you will find yourself collapsed in bed, breathless from the workout and extravagant sex you just had.